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User feedback, everyone.

Truth.

Truth.

My old boss. She is not Tim.

My old boss. She is not Tim.

Cars. They Know.

I swear, every car I’ve sold has known that its time was near. And they’ve fought me.

Dad’s Infiniti threw an absolute bitch-fit yesterday as I drove it to Carmax to be appraised. Felt (and sounded) like it was running on five cylinders, and the Service Engine Soon light blinked at me furiously. And now the passenger-side HID bulb is turning pink.

And past cars…

  • E30 325e: Door stopped latching shut.
  • E34 535i: Odometer lightbulb burned out.
  • E36 328i: Check Engine Light came on with four codes.
  • E36 325i: Insisted my low beams were failing, when in fact they were not.

All of these are just “old car problems,” but I find it funny that they manifest right as the car is listed for sale - and has been running just fine up until then.